She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
