Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You are a genius and a whore.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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