I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
