Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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