Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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