so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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