your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He kissed a someone with a penis
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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