No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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