flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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