those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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