Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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