'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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