Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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