Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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