Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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