I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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