I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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