yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
