My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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