At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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