he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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