Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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