He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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