just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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