Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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