You surviving the open bar?
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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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