do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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