It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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