How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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