You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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