yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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