I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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