I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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