Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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