doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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