Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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