This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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