At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
