Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
BRING THE BAGELS
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm having to shit out rocks
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