these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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