ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
God, I missed his penis.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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