just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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