I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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