either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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