I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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