I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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