what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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