But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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