If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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