whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I will die if light touches me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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